This is a classic- thought it would get us all ready for the Christmas season!
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
For all you mothers out there.....
Just thought I'd share this little story-I had heard it before but it always brings a smile to my face...so enjoy!
When God Created Mothers
by Erma Bombeck
When the good Lord was creating mothers, he was into his sixth day of overtime, when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."
And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this one? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic; have 180 moveable parts, all replaceable; run on black coffee and leftovers; have a lap that disappears when she stands up, a kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair, and six pair of hands.
"The angel shook her head slowly and said,"Six pairs of hands...no way."
"It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord."It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have."
"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.
The Lord nodded. "One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, "What are you kids doing in there?" when she already knows. Another here, in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't, but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say, "I understand and I love you," without so much as uttering a word."
"Lord,"said the angel, touching his sleeve gently, "Rest for now. Tomorrow..."
"I can't," said the Lord. "I'm so close to creating something close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick, can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand under a shower.
"The angel circled the model of the mother very slowly. "She's too soft," she sighed.
"But tough!" said the Lord excitedly. "You cannot imagine what the mother can do or endure."
"Can she think?"
"Not only think, but she can reason and compromise," said the Creator. Finally the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek.
"There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told you, you were trying to put too much into this model."
"It's not a leak," said the Lord. "It's a tear."
"What's it for?"
"It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness and pride."
"You're a genius," said the angel. The Lord looked somber, "I didn't put it there."
About the Author: Erma Bombeck (1927 -1996) published more than four thousand syndicated columns in 900 papers nationwide, wrote 15 best-selling books, and became one of the world's most popular humorists.
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When God Created Mothers
by Erma Bombeck
When the good Lord was creating mothers, he was into his sixth day of overtime, when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."
And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this one? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic; have 180 moveable parts, all replaceable; run on black coffee and leftovers; have a lap that disappears when she stands up, a kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair, and six pair of hands.
"The angel shook her head slowly and said,"Six pairs of hands...no way."
"It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord."It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have."
"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.
The Lord nodded. "One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, "What are you kids doing in there?" when she already knows. Another here, in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't, but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say, "I understand and I love you," without so much as uttering a word."
"Lord,"said the angel, touching his sleeve gently, "Rest for now. Tomorrow..."
"I can't," said the Lord. "I'm so close to creating something close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick, can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand under a shower.
"The angel circled the model of the mother very slowly. "She's too soft," she sighed.
"But tough!" said the Lord excitedly. "You cannot imagine what the mother can do or endure."
"Can she think?"
"Not only think, but she can reason and compromise," said the Creator. Finally the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek.
"There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told you, you were trying to put too much into this model."
"It's not a leak," said the Lord. "It's a tear."
"What's it for?"
"It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness and pride."
"You're a genius," said the angel. The Lord looked somber, "I didn't put it there."
About the Author: Erma Bombeck (1927 -1996) published more than four thousand syndicated columns in 900 papers nationwide, wrote 15 best-selling books, and became one of the world's most popular humorists.
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Friday, November 23, 2007
Thanksgiving pictures...
We had a fun Thanksgiving... lots of food, good company and relaxation! Mark, Thuy, Lucas and Thuy's sister came over, and I actually cooked a turkey for the first time :-) Luckily, it turned out ok... the kids had fun and we even got to watch a couple good movies...so heres a few pics from the day!
Emma helping me get ready by making her own "pies"
Emma helping me get ready by making her own "pies"
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Professional Pics?? You tell me.... :-)
My sister Alicia is now working at Sears Portrait Studio as a photographer! Very cool, and I think she likes it a lot.... And the plus side is, she likes to get some practice in on willing participants (no, Dave is NOT one of them :-) ) So, the last time the kids and I were down in Dallas, she took some pics of the kiddos with her own camera, and I think they turned out great! As you can see, Benjamin LOVES to ham it up in front of the camera, and so most of the pictures are of him....he was definitely a willing participant. Emma, on the other hand, acts like her daddy whenever a camera gets close to her, so the only way we could lure her in was if my mom sat with her :-) Thanks mom.... you guys look cute! Anyway, thanks Alicia, they look great!
Friday, November 16, 2007
I LOVE TO EAT!
Benjamin has reached that fun stage when he can try most anything.....and boy is he enjoying himself now! This kid can sure eat, and we're pretty sure he can out-eat Emma already! He pretty much will eat anything, but he does have some interesting tastes.... Aside from all the normal foods, he absolutley loves pastrami, of all things, and Elk sausage...and cheetos(well, all chips really :-) He loves crackers but lately we've noticed he has learned to feed Roscoe from his high chair, so thats where most of the food goes that Ben doesn't like :-) Anyway, its fun to see him having fun with new foods...
Thanks Gracie!!! We love you!
Hi guys! Emma got the package in the mail tonight and she was soo excited... She loves her new pencils and stickers and candy, and Gracie, that was a great drawing! Anyway, she says thank you soo much! And Amanda, it was great to see your handwriting again.... Oh, brings back memories...lets keep it up....its fun to get mail, even though we already know everything we write each other about.... love you guys and we were praying for you today!
Bedtime......sort of ....
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
A Day in the life..... :-)
Life is never dull, even when we stay home ALL day and play :-) I think Mommy gets a little bored once in awhile, but the kids always find stuff to entertain them!
Ben has taken it upon himself to help me unload the dishwasher every time I do
the dishes....hmmm...he's not supposed to climb up here, but while I was out of the kitchen he climbed on :-)
I think Emma played with the hamper for over an
hour the other day, hiding in it, jumping off it, and
rolling it around.. oh, to be a kid again............
Ben has taken it upon himself to help me unload the dishwasher every time I do
the dishes....hmmm...he's not supposed to climb up here, but while I was out of the kitchen he climbed on :-)
I think Emma played with the hamper for over an
hour the other day, hiding in it, jumping off it, and
rolling it around.. oh, to be a kid again............
Friday, November 2, 2007
Disney on Ice-Princess Wishes!
Wow, the night finally came, and Emma was so excited...she had been waiting for this for almost 2 months. I don't think she had any idea what to expect, and she loved it! When it first started, we weren't to sure if she liked it or not. She sat staring at the ice with huge eyes and never said a word. The other little girls were screaming and waving at the princesses, but Emma just sat still and soaked it all in (she is SO much like her daddy!). At the intermission, Dave took her to the bathroom, and he said she just started talking a mile a minute about the princesses. She told him, "Daddy, we better hurry up because we don't want to miss the next princess!" Her favorite part was the Seven Dwarfs and Little Mermaid, and of course, when Cinderella's carraige comes on the ice! It was a fun night with Emma and Dave (thanks Auntie Alicia for watchie Benny)! We were only able to take a couple pictures because of the camera policy for the show, but here they are!
Before the show started!
Before the show started!
Our kids love the mall- we're in trouble :-)
It's getting colder outside, and time for us to be a little more creative with fun ways to wear the kids out :-) Emma and Ben love going to the mall, there's lots to do and see, and of course, the big carousel...you throw in a stop at Baskin Robbins or Paradise Cafe, and its a hit :-) So, here they are riding the carousel and the fire truck!
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