School letters

Dear Mr. Mailman,
I’m sorry my kids are stalking you like a pack of hungry wolves. I promise this will end as soon as you hand over the letter telling them who their teachers are. I really hope they haven’t freaked you out as they stared at you putting our mail in the box. They are a little on edge. Hopefully you have the letter today, because they are thinking of pitching a tent down there.
Sorry for the hassle,
The crazy kids’ mom